Akshay Shah

The aftermath of the phenomenal success of iPod was a string of chain mails suggesting the possibility of the launch of a mobile phone from Apple. Every mail came up with a new design. After receiving hundreds of mails, there was an official announcement from Apple about the launch of a revolutionary mobile phone. From the moment the information was out to the time that I had a look at the video (which demonstrated all the features of the Apple iPhone), my curiosity reached an all time high.In India, Apple did not have mass market penetration as their products are costly and out of reach of the common man until Apple launched iPod (which by the way is also not dirt cheap but by virtue of comparison with other Apple products is cheap). I was lucky to get an opportunity to grasp one of those sexy beauties which had the trademark Apple design and class. God bless Jonathan Ive! Holding the iPod in my hand and briskly shuffling through the songs with the WHEEL was an exhilarating experience in itself. People would argue that iPod has fewer features than other MP3 players from other market competitors but I would say that none of those players make a style statement. There is a difference between an iPod and a JAMP (Just Another MP3 Player). iPod also has a plethora of accessories which make up for the lack of features.Coming back to iPhone, the critics are not wrong in pointing out the flaws of non-replaceable battery, security issues, lack of service provider tie-ups and some other problems. I don’t know whether iPhone is going to live up to the hype or not but I would bet my money on one fact that iPhone would sell - no matter what the flaws! There are many similarities between iPod and iPhone. Many came, many went but iPod conquered and it will not be an overstatement to say that iPhone is on its way to meet a similar fate. Godspeed!

Like almost everyone in Bangalore, our favourite hangout place is Forum Mall. Among all the beautiful creatures in there, my eyes fell on a humongous banner in Forum Mall. The banner read “Turn on the bluetooth functionality on your mobile phone and you can receive information about the best deals in the mall”. Just out of sheer curiosity, I turned on my bluetooth device and voilà! It was clearly mentioned in the banner that you have to accept the message with only a particular signature “Welcome.png”. This may have serious security implications as it may be easy to forge messages which are having a similar signature. This form of advertising and marketing of products is a very novel concept, especially in India. If the marketing strategy is backed up by a foolproof security plan it would allow to target advertisements to a niche market. Atleast there is a start, keep up the good work!

After tasting all different kinds of rice, sambhar, daal, papu, rasam and all that, I was feeling completely restless to have some kind of food which reminds me of home food or hometown. Even my room-mate (Nikhil Babu) shared my feelings about having Maharashtrian food (Nothing new here. He thinks, dreams and eats food all day and he is bound to feel bad about having the same kind of food everyday).Luckily, I came across a review of a Maharashtrian hotel on Bangalore Belly and from the moment i read the review to the moment i found the hotel in Jayanagar, we (of course, my room-mate got excited the moment i conveyed the result of my findings) had innumerable illusions of having all that food.Finally when the moment arrived, we ordered almost half of the items on the menu. The lady behind the counter must have thought we are coming from a famine hit place, looking at the intensity at which we ordered the food. After having a sumptuous meal ,we appreciated the owner on having served delicious food. Of course, we thanked her in Marathi for making our day such a special one. And so there our search for Maharashtrian food ended in some small hotel in Karnataka.

With all the media hype about India emerging as a global superpower, it is very ironic that whenever i travel by an auto and when it comes to a halt due to traffic or some other reason, small kids come near the auto and beg for money. Leaving aside their deplorable physical condition, there is one question in their eyes- “WHY YOU AND WHY NOT ME?”Why is it that they have to beg and we are sitting comfortably inside an auto?Those eyes tend to haunt me because i dont have any answer to that question. Those eyes keep on asking me that question and i lookup in the skies to find an answer but i find none.I don’t know whether this message is going to reach the place where it is supposed to or not but here’s asking “God, WHY?”

“Dear God, I am very worried because I have not killed anyone oflate. It disturbs me to tell you that i am not carrying out my duties from 6-8:30pm. I have nightmares of not being able to use the rifle to good effect. I am short on practice of throwing Hand-grenades and i realise that my fingers are getting weaker on the “A D” letters on the keyboard. I have to refer the dictionary to find out the synonyms of frags, score and deaths. I miss my terrorist gang as it’s been months since we have been out of our jobs. I am unable to speak certain sentences such as “Aage dekh”, “Bomb plant kar”, “Upar hai”, “Abe ‘A’ pe chalo”,“Lambe raste pe hain”, “Maaraa”, “Bomb daal, bomb daal”, “Khopche main hain dekh”.“All these are affecting me as a terrorist and i am not able to see what will happen with my appraisal as i have no headshots credited to my name. My PM would not like if my frags are low and if we do not win the game. God, i request you to please consider our case and do the needful otherwise i might end up only spectating the entire game while others play. Thanking you for all the time that you allowed me to commit such heinous crimes. Please God, for once listen to the terrorists and grant our wish and let there be Counter-strike.” My day starts with this prayer and i hope you guys are also praying.Copyright © 2007-TillSomeoneGivesUsAHeadshot Tyler Durden - All rights reserved.

Sometimes i feel like having questions which probably have no answer or are mentally and emotionally draining. The biggest ‘Y’ that i have encountered so far is the need to speak out. Y do people who know you from a long time fail to understand you, your feelings and the unspoken language that has been developed between you and them over a period of time. Y? Y is the world so in favour of out-spoken, extrovert people or is it my illusion? Y is it necessary to market yourself? Y? Y, even in times of distress, the people whom you trust the most, fail you! Y cannot people understand things through your eyes? And even if they do, Y are they acting as if they don’t ? Is it just that, puking out the feelings gives the impression that they are honest and real. Y does the world have languages when one universal language can be spoken across the world? I don’t know Y i feel this way… and i even dont know Y i am posting this here… maybe i also have to provide my thoughts a medium of expressing itself !

“Finally” is what my friends would exclaim after i tell them about my blog. I had been interested in starting my own blog from a longtime but i somehow failed to get a kick start. But here it is.The name of the blog may sound weird, so let me clarify.I am a big fan of the movie ’Fight Club’ and i have always dreamt of having a club based on similar lines; jokes apart,its just my way of paying tribute to the movie. The ‘A’ club artwork is done by my cousin ‘V’, which is inspired from Fight Club’s DVD cover and needless to say that he has done a fantastic job. Hope to enjoy the new experience of blogging, till i post again… take care… adios!