“Dear God, I am very worried because I have not killed anyone oflate. It disturbs me to tell you that i am not carrying out my duties from 6-8:30pm. I have nightmares of not being able to use the rifle to good effect. I am short on practice of throwing Hand-grenades and i realise that my fingers are getting weaker on the “A D” letters on the keyboard. I have to refer the dictionary to find out the synonyms of frags, score and deaths. I miss my terrorist gang as it’s been months since we have been out of our jobs. I am unable to speak certain sentences such as “Aage dekh”, “Bomb plant kar”, “Upar hai”, “Abe ‘A’ pe chalo”,“Lambe raste pe hain”, “Maaraa”, “Bomb daal, bomb daal”, “Khopche main hain dekh”.“All these are affecting me as a terrorist and i am not able to see what will happen with my appraisal as i have no headshots credited to my name. My PM would not like if my frags are low and if we do not win the game. God, i request you to please consider our case and do the needful otherwise i might end up only spectating the entire game while others play. Thanking you for all the time that you allowed me to commit such heinous crimes. Please God, for once listen to the terrorists and grant our wish and let there be Counter-strike.” My day starts with this prayer and i hope you guys are also praying.Copyright © 2007-TillSomeoneGivesUsAHeadshot Tyler Durden - All rights reserved.